Thursday, December 30, 2010

Dumb and Dumber - southern fried wut?


Have you ever seen 'b' TV so fake?

Seriously, what the hell is the FBI doing? So far in this 'reality' show, they've taken down a major identity theft ring; destroyed a drug-smuggling ring run out of a funeral home; and let's not forget all the run-of-the-mill P.I. stuff they manage to squeeze in to an otherwise busy life. Oh yes, and all of this while dragging a full field camera unit (at least one) with them!

The FBI, CIA, CSIS, MI5 and all the other Interpol members should be contacting these guys for tips and help!

This is not reality but Freakality TV at its best. The fake perpetrators, the over-acting victims... give me a break. Even the existing Wikipedia on the show - although incomplete - talks about the show being scripted.

This is just a lame attempt at Gollywood by an out of work, overweight and obviously overly-self-confident ex-State Trooper trying to subsidise his pension, while holding total contempt for the intelligence of the audience. Go play cops and robbers with someone else's money Jay...

12' security guards that get taken down by an overweight munchkin! The yard boss who is so shocked! The female being stalked by her neighbor's husband! A computer store owner who is a high rolling identity theft boss! Guys throwing out Hazardous Waste without hazmat suits (oh, and Jay and the gang take 'em down, also without any protection!!) OMG!

Seriously!!

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